THE NEW HYPERION.
FROM PARIS TO MARLY BY WAY OF THE RHINE.
II.—THE TWO CHICKENS.
 THE FLOWERS OF
WAR.
"Thou art no less a man because thou wearest no hauberk nor
mail sark, and goest not on horseback after foolish
adventures."
So I said, reassuring myself, thirty years ago, when, as Paul
Flemming the Blond, I was meditating the courageous change of cutting
off my soap-locks, burning my edition of Bulwer and giving my satin
stocks to my shoemaker: I mean, when I was growing up—or, in
the more beauteous language of that day, when Flemming was passing
into the age of bronze, and the flowers of Paradise were turning to a
sword in his hands.
Well, I say it again, and I say it with boldness, you can wear a
tin botany-box as bravely as a hauberk, and foolish adventures can be
pursued equally well on foot.
Stout, grizzled and short winded, I am just as nimble as ever in
the pretty exercise of running down an illusion. Yet I must confess,
as I passed the abattoirs of La Villette, whence blue-smocked
butcher-boys were hauling loads of dirty sheepskins, I could not but
compare myself to the honest man mentioned in one of Sardou's
comedies: "The good soul escaped out of a novel of Paul de
Kock's, lost in the throng on the Boulevard Malesherbes, and
asking the way to the woods of Romainville."
 THE
INVADERS OF ROMIAINVILLE.
Romainville! And hereabouts its tufts of chestnuts should be, or
were wont to be of old. I am in the grimy quarter of Belleville.
Scene of factories, of steam-works and tall bleak mansions as it is
to-day, Belleville was once a jolly country village, separated on its
hilltop from Paris, which basked at its feet like a city millionaire
sprawling before the check apron and leather shoes of a rustic
beauty. Inhabited by its little circle of a few thousand souls, it
looked around itself on its eminence, seeing the vast diorama of the
city on one side, and on the other the Près-Saint-Gervais, and the
woods of Romainville waving off to the horizon their diminishing
crests of green. A jolly old tavern, the Ile d'Amour, hung out
its colored lamps among the trees, and the orchestra sounded, and the
feet of gay young lovers, who now are skeletons, beat the floor. The
street was a bower of lilacs, and opposite the Ile d'Amour was
the village church.
Then the workmen of the Paris suburbs were invaders: they besieged
the village on Sundays in daring swarms, to be beaten back
successfully by the duties of every successive Monday. Now they are
fixed there. They are the colorless inhabitants of these many-storied
houses. The town's long holiday is over. Where the odorous
avenues of lilacs stretched along, affording bouquets for maman and
the children and toothpicks for ferocious young warriors from the
garrisons, are odious lengths of wall. Everything is changed, and
from the gardens the grisettes of Alfred de Musset are with sighing
sent. Their haunts are laboratories now, and the Ile d'Amour is a
mayor's office.
I, to whom the beer-scandals of the Rhine and the students'
holidays of the Seine were among the Childe-Harold enormities of a
not over-sinful youth, was sadly disappointed. Thinking of the groves
of an Eden, I ran against the furnaces of a Pandemonium. For a stroll
back toward my adolescence, Belleville was a bad beginning. I
determined to console myself with the green meadows of Saint-Gervais
and the pretty woods of Romainville. Attaining the latter was half an
hour's affair among long walls and melancholy houses: at
Saint-Gervais, a double file of walls and houses—at
Romainville, houses and walls again. In the latter, where formerly
there were scarcely three watches distributed amongst the whole
village, I was incensed to find the shop of a clockmaker: it was
somewhat consoling, though, to
find it a clockmaker's of the most pronounced suburban kind, with
pairs of wooden shoes amongst the guard-chains in the window, and
pots of golden mustard ranged alternately with the antiquated silver
turnips.
Before the church I found yet standing a knotty little elder tree,
a bewitched-looking vegetable. A beadle in a blouse, engaged in
washing one of the large altar-candles with soap and water at the
public pump, gave me the following history of the elder tree. I am
passionately fond of legends, and this is one quite hot and fresh,
only a hundred years old. Hear the tale of the elder of
Romainville.
The excellent curé of Romainville in the last century was a man of
such a charitable nature that his all was in the hands of the poor.
The grocer of the village, a potentate of terrific powers and
inexorable temper, finally refused to trust him with the supply of
oil necessary for the lamp in the sanctuary. Soon the sacred flame
sputtered, palpitated, flapped miserably over the crusted wick: the
curé, responsible before Heaven for the life of his lamp, tottered
away from the altar with groans of anguish. Arrived in the garden, he
threw himself on his knees, crying Meâ culpâ, and beating his
bosom. The garden contained only medicinal plants, shaded by a linden
and an elder: completely desperate, the unhappy priest fixed his
moist eyes on the latter, when lo! the bark opened, the trunk parted,
and a jet of clear aromatic liquid spouted forth, quite different
from any sap yielded by elder before. It was oil. A miracle!
The report spread. The grocer came and humbly visited the priest
in his garden, his haughty hat, crammed with bills enough to have
spread agony through all the cottages of Romainville, humbly carried
between his legs. He came proposing a little speculation. In exchange
for a single spigot to be inserted in the tree, and the hydraulic
rights going with the same, he offered all the bounties dearest to
the priestly heart—unlimited milk and honey, livers of fat
geese and pies lined with rabbit. The priest, though
hungry—hungry with the demoniac hunger of a fat and paunchy
man—turned his back on the tempter.
 STORY OF AN OLD MAN AND AN ELDER.
One day a salad, the abstemious relish yielded by his garden
herbs, was set on the table by Jeanneton. At the first mouthful the
good curé made a terrible face—the salad tasted of lamp-oil.
The unhappy girl had filled a cruet with the sacred fluid. From that
day the bark closed and the flow ceased.
There is one of the best oil-stories you ever heard, and one of
the most recent of attested miracles. For my part, I am half sorry it
is so well attested, and that I have the authority of that beadle in
the blouse, who took my little two-franc piece with an expression of
much intelligence. I love the Legend.
 MERCHANDISE IN THE TEMPLE.
The environs of Paris are but chary of Legend. I treasure this
specimen, then, as if it had
been a rare flower for my botany-box.
But the botany-box indeed, how heavy it was growing! The umbrella,
how awkward! The sun, how vigorous and ardent! Who ever supposed it
could become so hot by half-past eight in the morning?
 FATHER JOLIET.
Certainly the ruthless box, which seemed to have taken root on my
back, was heavier than it used to be. Had its rotundity developed,
like its master's? I stopped and gathered a flower, meaning to
analyze it at my next resting-place. I opened my box: then indeed I
perceived the secret of its weightiness. It revealed three small
rolls of oatmeal toasted, a little roast chicken, a bit of ham, some
mustard in a cleaned-out inkstand! This now was the treachery of
Josephine. Josephine, who never had the least sympathy for my
botanical researches, and who had small comprehension of the nobler
hungers and thirsts of the scientific soul, had taken it on her to
convert my box into a portable meat-safe!
Bless the old meddler, how I thanked her for her treason! The
aspect of the chicken, in its blistered and varnished brown skin,
reminded me that I was clamorously hungry. Shade of Apicius! is it
lawful for civilized mortals to be so hungry as I was at eight or
nine in the morning?
At last I saw the end of that dusty, featureless street which
stretches from the barrier to the extremity of Romainville. I saw
spreading before me a broad plain, a kind of desert, where, by
carefully keeping my eyes straight ahead, I could avoid the sight of
all houses, walls, human constructions whatever.
My favorite traveler, the celebrated Le Vaillant, to whom I am
indebted for so many facts and data toward my great theory of
Comparative Geography, says that in first reaching the solitudes of
Caffraria he felt himself elated with an unknown joy. No traced road
was before him to dictate his pathway—no city shaded him with
its towers: his fortune depended on his own unaided instincts.
I felt the same delight, the same liberty. Something like the
heavy strap of a slave seemed to break behind me as I found myself
quite clear of the metropolis. Mad schemes of unanticipated journeys
danced through my head; I might amble on to Villemonble, Montfermeil,
Raincy, or even to the Forest of Bondy, so dear to the experimental
botanist. Had I not two days before me ere my compact with Hohenfels
at Marly? And in two days you can go from Paris to Florence.
Meantime, from the effects of famine, my ribs were sinking down upon
the pelvic basin of my frame.
The walk, the open air, the sight of the fowl, whose beak now
burned into my bosom's core, had sharpened my appetite beyond
bearing. Yet how could I eat without some drop of cider or soft white
wine to drink? Besides, slave of convention that I have grown, I no longer understand the business
of eating without its concomitants—a shelter and something to
sit on.
The plain became wearisome. There are two things the
American-born, however long a resident abroad, never forgives the
lack of in Europe. The first I miss when I am in Paris: it is the
perpetual street-mending of an American town. Here the boulevards,
smeared with asphaltum or bedded with crunched macadam, attain
smoothness without life: you travel on scum. But in the dear old
American streets the epidermis is vital: what strength and mutual
reliance in the cobbles as they stand together in serried ranks, like
so many eye-teeth! How they are perpetually sinking into prodigious
ruts, along which the ponderous drays are forced to dance on one
wheel in a paroxysm of agony and critical equipoise! But the
perpetual state of street-mending, that is the crowning interest.
What would I not sometimes give to exchange the Swiss sweeping-girls,
plying their long brooms desolately in the mud, for the paviors'
hammers of America, which play upon the pebbles like a carillon of
muffled bells? As for the other lack, it is the want of wooden
bridges. Far away in my native meadows gleams the silver Charles: the
tramp of horses' hoofs comes to my ear from the timbers of the
bridge. Here, with a pelt and a scramble your bridge is
crossed: nothing addresses the heart from its stony causeway. But the
low, arched tubes of wood that span the streams of my native land are
so many bass-viols, sending out mellow thunders with every passing
wagon to blend with the rustling stream and the sighing woods. Shall
I never hear them again?
A reminiscence more than ten years old came to give precision to
my ramblings in the past. Beyond the rustic pathway I was now
following I could perceive the hills of Trou-Vassou. Hereabouts, if
memory served me, I might find a welcome, almost a home, and the
clasp of cordial if humble hands. Here I might find folks who would
laugh when I arrived, and would be glad to share their luncheon with
me But—ten years gone by!
 THE TWO CHICKENS.
This computation chilled my hopes. What family remains ten years
in a spot—above all, a spot on that fluctuating periphery of
Paris, where the mighty capital, year after year, bursts belt after
belt? Where might they have gone? Francine!—Francine must be
twenty-two. Married, of course. Her husband, no doubt, has dragged
her off to some other department. Her parents have followed. March,
volunteer, and disentangle yourself from these profitless
speculations!
Ten minutes farther on, in the shade of the fort at Noisy-le-Sec,
I saw a red gable and the sign of a tavern. As a tourist I have a
passion for a cabaret: in practice, I find Véfours to unite perhaps a
greater number of advantages.
 LOVE LEFT ALONE.
Some soldiers of the Fortieth were drinking and laughing in a
corner. I took a table not far off, and drew my cold victuals out of
my box of japanned tin, which they doubtless took for a new form of
canteen. The red-fisted garçon, without waiting for orders, set up
before me, like ten-pins, a castor in wood with two enormous bottles,
and a litre of that rinsing of the vats which, under the name "wine of the
country," is so distressingly similar in every neighborhood.
Resigned to anything, I was about drawing out my slice of ham, the
chicken seeming to me just there somewhat too proud a bird and out of
harmony with the local color, when my glance met two gray eyes
regarding my own in the highest state of expansion. The lashes, the
brows, the hair and the necklace of short beard were all very thick
and quite gray. The face they garnished was that of the
tavern-keeper.
 'FOND OF CHICKEN.'
"Why, it is you, after all, Father Joliet!" I said,
after a rapid inspection of his figure.
 THE WIFE.
"Ah, it is Monsieur Flemming, the Américain-flamand!"
cried the host, striking one hand into the other at the imminent risk
of breaking his pipe. In a trice he trundled off my bottle of
rinsings, and replaced it by one of claret with an orange seal, set
another glass, and posted himself in front of me.
I asked the waiter for two plates, and with a slight blush evoked
the chicken from my box. The soldiers of the Fortieth opened a
battery of staring and hungry eyes.
"And how came you here?" asked I of Joliet.
"It is I who am at the head of the hotel," he replied,
proudly pointing out the dimensions of the place by spreading his
hands. "My old establishment has sunk into the fosses of the
fort: it was a transaction between the government and
myself."
"And was the transaction a good one for you?"
"Not so bad, not so bad," said he, winking his honest
gray eyes with a world of simple cunning. "It cannot be so very
bad, since I owe nothing on the hotel, and the cellar is full, and I
am selling wholesale and retail."
The vanity which a minute since had expanded his hands now got
into his legs, and set them upright under his body. He stood upon
them, his eyes proudly lowered upon the seal of the claret. A pang of
envy actually crossed my mind. I, simple rentier, with my two
little establishments pressing more closely upon my resources with every year's increase
of house-rates, how could I look at this glorious small freeholder
without comparisons?
"So, then, Father Joliet," said I, "you are
rich?"
"At least I depend no longer on my horse, and that thanks to
you and the government."
"To me! What do you mean?"
"Why, have you forgotten the two chickens?"
 THE LONE CRUSADE.
At the allusion to the chickens we caught each other's eye,
and laughed like a pair of augurs. But the mysterious fowls shall be
explained to the reader.
 TENDER CHARITY.
 NECESSITY KNOWING LAW.
I need not explain that I have cast my lot with the Colonial
Americans of Paris, and taken their color. It is a sweet and
luxurious mode of life. The cooks send round our dinners quite hot,
or we have faultless servants, recommended from one colonist to
another: these capital creatures sometimes become so thoroughly
translated into American that I have known them shift around from
flat to flat in colonized households of the second and third stories
without ever touching French soil for the best part of a lifetime. At
our receptions, dancing-teas and so on we pass our time in not giving
offence. Federals and Confederates, rich cotton-spinners from Rhode
Island and farmers from thousand-acre granges in the West, are
obliged to mingle and please each other. Naturally, we can have no
more political opinions than a looking-glass. We entertain just such
views as Galignani gives us every morning, harmonized with
paste from a dozen newspapers. Our grand national effort, I may say,
the common principle that binds us together as a Colony, is to forget
that we are Americans. We accordingly give our whole intellects to
the task of appearing like
Europeans: our women succeed in this particularly well. Miss Yuba
Sequoia Smith, whose father made a fortune in water-rights, is now
afraid to walk a single block without the attendance of a chambermaid
in a white cap, though she came up from California quite alone by the
old Panama route. Everybody agrees that our ladies dress well. Shall
I soon forget how proud Mrs. Aquila Jones was when a gentleman of the
emperor's body-guard took her for Marguerite Bellanger in the
Bois? Our men, not having the culture of costume to attend to, are
perhaps a little in want of a stand-point. Still, we can play
billiards in the Grand Hôtel and buy fans at the Palais Royal. We go
out to Saint-Cloud on horseback, we meet at the minister's; and I
contend that there was something conciliatory and national in a
Southern colonel offering to take Bigelow to see Menken at the Gaîté,
or when I saw some West Pointers and a nephew of Beauregard's
lighting the pipe of peace at a handsome tobacconist's in the Rue
Saint-Honoré. The consciousness that we have no longer a nationality,
and that nobody respects us, adds a singular calm, an elevation, to
our views. Composed as our cherished little society is of crumbs from
every table under heaven, we have succeeded in forming a way of life
where the crusty fortitude and integrity of patriotism is
unnecessary. Our circle is like the green palace of the magpies in
Musset's Merle Blanc, and like them we live "de
plaisir, d'honneur, de bavardage, de gloire et de
chiffons."
 THE FERRY.
 JOVE'S THUNDER.
I confess that there was a period, between the fresh alacrity of a
stranger's reception in the Colony and the settled habits I have
now fallen into, when I was rather uneasy. A society of migrators, a
system woven upon shooting particles, like a rainbow on the rain, was
odd. Residents of some permanency, like myself, were constantly
forming eternal friendships with people who wrote to them in a month
or two from Egypt. In this way a quantity of my friendships were
miserably lacerated, until I learned by practice just how much
friendship to give. At this period I was much occupied with vain
conciliations, concessions and the reconciling of inconsistencies. A
brave American from the South, an ardent disciple of Calhoun, was a
powerful advocate of State Rights, and advocated them so well that I
was almost convinced; when it appeared one day that the right of
States to individual action was to cease in cases where a living
chattel was to escape from the South to the North.
 SCHOOL.
In this case the State, in violation of its own laws unrecognizant of that kind of
ownership, was to account for the property and give it back, in
obedience to general Congressional order and to the most advanced
principles of Centralization. Before I had digested this pill another
was administered to me in that small English section of our circle
which gave us much pride and an occasional son-in-law. This was by no
less a person than my dear old friend Berkley, now grown a ruddy
sexagenarian, but still given to eating breakfast in his bath-tub.
The wealthy Englishman, who had got rich by exporting china ware, was
sound on the subject of free commerce between nations. That any
industry, no matter how young might be the nation practicing it, or
how peculiar the difficulties of its prosecution, should ever be the
subject of home protection, he stamped as a fallacy too absurd to be
argued. The journals venturing such an opinion were childish
drivelers, putting forth views long since exploded before the whole
world. He was still loud in this opinion when his little book of
epigrams, The Raven of Zurich and Other Rhymes, came out, and
being bright and saucy was reprinted in America. The knowledge that
he could not tax on a foreign soil his own ideas, the plastic pottery
of his brain, was quite too much for his mental balance, and he took
to inveighing against free trade in literary manufactures without the
slightest perception of inconsistency, and with all the warmth, if
not the eloquence, of Mr. Dickens on the same theme. The gradual
accumulation of subjects like these—subjects taboo in
gentle society—soon made it apparent that in a Colony of such
diverse colors, where every man had a sore spot or a grievance, and
even the Cinderellas had corns in their little slippers, harmony
could only be obtained by keeping to general considerations of honor,
nobility, glory, and the politics of Beloochistan; on which points we
all could agree, and where Mr. Berkley's witty eloquence was a
wonder.
 ON WITH THE DANCE!
It is to my uneasy period, when I was sick with private griefs and
giddy with striving to reconcile incompatibilities, that the episode
of the Chickens belongs. I was looking dissatisfied out of one of my
windows. Hohenfels, disappointed of a promenade by an afternoon
shower, was looking dissatisfied out of the other. Two or three
people, waiting for four o'clock lunch, were lounging about. I
had just remarked, I believe, that I was a melancholy man, for ever
drinking "the sweet wormwood of my sorrows." A dark
phantom, like that of Adamastor, stood up between me and the
stars.
"Nonsense, you ingrate!" responded the baron from his niche, "you are
only too happy. You are now in the precise position to define my old
conception of the Lucky Dog. The Lucky Dog, you know, in my
vocabulary, is he who, free from all domestic cares, saunters up and
down his room in gown and slippers, drums on the window of a rainy
afternoon, and, as he stirs his evening fire, snaps his fingers at
the world, saying, 'I have no nor children, good or bad, to
provide for.'"
 ENDYMION.
I replied that I did not willingly give way to grief, but that the
main-spring of my life was broken.
"Did you ever try," spoke up a buxom lady from a
sofa—it was the Frau Kranich, widow of the Frankfort banker,
the same who used to give balls while her husband was drugged to
sleep with opium, and now for a long time in Paris for some
interminable settlement with Nathan Rothschild—"Did you
ever try the tonic of a good action? I never did, but they
actually say it rejuvenates one considerably."
I avowed that I had more faith in the study of Geography.
Nevertheless, to oblige her, I would follow any
suggestion.
 HOW THE MODERN DOG TREATS LAZARUS.
"Benefit the next person who applies to you."
"Madame, I will obey."
At this moment a wagon of singular appearance drew up before my
windows. I knew it well enough: it was the vehicle of a handy,
convenient man who came along every other morning to pick up odd jobs
from me and my neighbors. He could tinker, carpenter, mend harness:
his wife, seated in the wagon by his side, was good at a button, or
could descend and help Josephine with her ironing. A visit at this
hour, however, was unprecedented.
As Charles was beginning a conversation under the hood of the
wagon, I opened the window. "Come into the room," I
said.
Hohenfels maliciously opened his. "Come in," he added
"Monsieur Flemming is especially anxious to do you a
benefit."
The man, uncovering, was now standing in the little garden before
the house—a man with a face at once intelligent and candid,
which is unfortunately rare among the poor rascals of his grade.
Although still young, he was growing gray: his blouse, patched and
re-sewed at all the seams, was clean and whole. Poverty had tested
him, but had as yet picked no flaws in him. By this time my windows
were alive with faces.
The man, humble but not awkward, made two or three respectful
bows. "Monsieur," he said to me, "I hope you are fond
of chickens. I am desirous to sell you a fine pair."
 THE LAUGHING LACKEY.
Chickens for me! and what was it supposed I should do with them?
At this point the voice of the Frau Kranich was heard, clear and
malicious: "It is a bargain: bring them in."
At the same time the canvas cover of the wagon puffed outward,
giving issue to a heavy sigh.
The man went to a sort of great cage in lattice-work occupying the
back of the vehicle. Then he backed his wagon up to the sidewalk, and
we saw, sitting on the cage and framed by the oval of the
wagon-cover, a young woman of excellent features, but sadly pale. She
now held the two chickens in her lap, caressing them, laying their
heads against her cheek, and enwreathing them in the folds of her
great shawl. I could only close the bargain with the utmost speed, to
be safe from ridicule.
"Your price?" I asked.
"Fix it yourself, sir," said the man, determined to
confuse me. "You are doubtless thoroughly acquainted with
poultry."
"The nankeen—colored one," spoke up again the
bell-like and inexorable voice from the other window, "is a
yellow Crèvecoeur, very well formed and lively-looking: the
slate-colored one is a Cochin-China, with only a few of the white
feathers lacking from the head. They are chef-d'oeuvres, and are
worth fully forty francs apiece."
"Only look, sir, at their claws and bills, see their tongues,
and observe under their wings: they are young, wholesome and of fine
strain—"
He was running on when I stopped him: "Here are a hundred
francs for you, brave man."
The patchwork blouse cut a caper, a look of lively joy shot from
the man's eyes, where a tear was gathering, and the wagon, from
its bursting cover, gave utterance to a sob.
"Why sell them," I asked, touched in spite of myself,
"if you are so attached to them? Is the money indispensable to
you? I might possibly make an advance."
"Ah, you are a real Christian—you are now," said
the honest Joliet, polishing his eyeball with his coat-cuff.
"The good woman holds by them, it is true. Holy Virgin! it's
she that has raised them, and I may say brooded over them in the
coop. The eggs were for our salad when we had nothing better than
nettles and sorrel. But, day in and night in, we have no other
lodging than our wagon, and the wife is promising to give me a dolly;
and if we don't take out the cage, where will the cradle go,
sir?"
 THE PRESENT.
The calculation appeared reasonable. I received the birds, and
they were the heroes, in their boudoir under the piano, of that
night's conversazione.
 THE CONVALESCENT.
 THE DIVIDED BURDEN.
How hard it is for a life cast upon the crowded shores of the Old
World to regain the place once lost is shown by the history of my
honest friend Joliet. Born in 1812, of an excellent family living
twenty miles from Versailles, the little fellow lost his mother
before he could talk to her. When he was ten years old, his father,
who had failed after some land speculations, and had turned all he
had into money, tossed him up to the lintel of the doorway, kissed
him, put a twenty-franc gold-piece into his little pocket, and went
away to seek his fortune in Louisiana: the son never heard of him
more. The lady-president of a charitable society, Mademoiselle Marx,
took pity on the abandoned child: she fed him on bones and
occasionally beat him. She was an ingenious and inventive creature,
and made her own cat-o'-nine-tails: an inventor is for ever
demonstrating the merits of his implement. Soon, discovering that he
was thankless and unteachable, she made him enter, as youngest clerk,
the law-office of her admirer and attorney, Constabule. This
gentleman, not finding enough engrossing work to keep the lad out of
mischief, allowed him to sweep his rooms and blacken his boots.
Little Joliet, after giving a volatile air to a great many of his
employer's briefs by making paper chickens of them, showed his
imperfect sense of the favors done him by absconding. In fact, proud
and independent, he was brooding over boyish schemes of an honorable
living and a hasty fortune. He soon found that every profession
required an apprenticeship, and that an apprenticeship could only be
bought for money. He was obliged, then, to seek his grand fortune
through somewhat obscure avenues. If I were to follow my poor Joliet
through all his transmigrations and metempsychoses, as I have learned
them by his hints, allusions and confessions, I should show him by
turns working a rope ferry, where the stupid and indolent cattle,
whose business it is to draw men, were drawn by him; then
letter-carrier; supernumerary and call-boy in a village theatre;
road-mender on a vicinal route; then a beadle, a bell-ringer, and a
sub-teacher in an infant school, where he distributed his own
ignorance impartially amongst his little patrons at the end of a
stick; after this, big drum in the New Year's festivals, and
ready at a moment's opportunity to throw down the drumstick and plunge among the dancers,
for Joliet was a well-hinged lad, and the blood of nineteen years was
tingling in his heels. After fluttering thus from branch to branch,
like the poor birdling that cannot take its flight, discouraged by
his wretched attempts at life, he plunged straight before him, hoping
for nothing but a turn of luck, driving over the roads and fields,
lending a hand to the farmers, sleeping in stables and garrets, or
oftener in the open air; sometimes charitably sheltered in a kind
man's barn, and perhaps—oh bliss!—honestly employed
with him for a week or two; at others rudely repulsed as a
good-for-nothing and vagabond. Vagabond! That truly was his
profession now. He forgot the charms of a fixed abode. He came to
like his gypsy freedom, the open air and complete independence. He
laughed at his misery, provided it shifted its place
occasionally.
 SHARE MY CUP.
 BREAKING STONES.
One day, when Hazard, his ungenerous guardian, seemed to have
quite forgotten him, he walked—on an empty stomach, as the
doctors say—past the lofty walls of a château. A card was
placed at the gate calling for additional hands at a job of digging.
Each workman, it was promised, had a right to a plate of soup before
beginning. This article tempted him. At the gate a lackey, laughing
in his face, told him the notice had been posted there six months:
workmen were no longer wanted. "Wait, though," said the
servant, and in another minute gave the applicant a horse!—a
real, live horse in blood and bones, but in bones especially. "There," said the
domestic, "set a beggar on horseback and see him ride to the
devil!" And, laughing with that unalloyed enjoyment which
one's own wit alone produces, he retired behind his
wicket.
 SICKNESS AND COURTSHIP.
The horse thus vicariously fulfilling the functions of a plate of
soup was a wretched glandered beast—not old, but shunned on
account of the contagious nature of his disease. Having received the
order to take him to be killed at the abattoir, monsieur the valet,
having better things to do, gave the commission to Joliet, with all
its perquisites.
Joliet did not kill the steed: he cured it. He tended it, he
drenched it, he saved it. By what remedy? I cannot tell. I have never
been a farrier, though Joliet himself made me perforce a poulterer.
Many a bit of knowledge is picked up by those who travel the great
roads. The sharp Bohemian, by playing at all trades, brushing against
gentry of all sorts and scouring all neighborhoods, becomes at length
a living cyclopaedia.
 THE WAGON.
Joliet, like Democritus and Plato, saw everything with his own
eyes, learned everything at first hand. He was a keen observer, and
in our interviews subsequent to the affair of the chickens I was more
than once surprised by the extent of his information and the subtlety
of his insight. His wits were tacked on to a number of remote
supports. In our day, when each science has become so complicated, so
obese, that a man's lifetime may be spent in exercising round one
of them, there are hardly any generalizers or observers fit to
estimate their relativity, except among the two classes called by the
world idlers and ignorants—the poets and the Bohemians.
Joliet, now having joined the ranks of the cavalry, found his
account in his new dignity. He became an orderly, a messenger. He
carried parcels, he transported straw and hay. If the burden was too
heavy for the poor convalescent, the man took his own portion with a
good grace, and the two mutually aided each other on the errand.
Thanks to his horse, the void left by his failure to learn a trade
was filled up by a daily and regular task: what was better, an
affection had crept into his heart. He loved his charge, and his
charge loved him.
This great hotel, the world, seemed to be promising entertainment
then for both man and beast, when an epoch of disaster came
along—a season of cholera. In the villages where Joliet's
business lay the doors just beginning to be hospitable were promptly shut against him. Where the good
townsmen had recognized Assistance in his person, they now saw
Contagion.
 DINNER-TIME!
If he had been a single man, he could have lain back and waited
for better times. But he now had two mouths to feed. He kissed his
horse and took a resolution.
He had never been a mendicant. "Beggars don't go as
hungry as I have gone," said he. "But what will you have?
Nobility obliges. My father was a gentleman. I have broken stones,
but never the devoirs of my order."
He left the groups of villages among which his new industry had
lain. The cholera was behind him: trouble, beggary perhaps, was
before him. As night was coming on, Joliet, listlessly leading his
horse, which he was too considerate to ride, saw upon the road a
woman whom he took in the obscurity for a farmer's wife of the
better class or a decent villager. For an introduction the
opportunity was favorable enough. On her side, the quasi
farmer's wife, seeing in the dusk an honest fellow dragging a
horse, took him for a "gentleman's gentleman" at the
least, and the two accosted each other with that easy facility of
which the French people have the secret. Each presented the other
with a hand and a frank smile.
 FIDELITY.
Joliet, whom I have erred perhaps in comparing to Democritus, was
nevertheless a laugher and a philosopher. But his grand ha-ha!
usually infectious, was not shared on this occasion. The wanderer
could not show much merriment. A sewing-woman with a capacity for
embroidery, her needle had given her support, but now a sudden warning of paralysis, and
symptoms of cholera added to that, had driven her almost to despair.
She was without home, friend or profession.
 A LITTLE VISITOR.
Joliet set her incontinently on horseback, and walked by her side
to a good village curé's two miles off—the same who had
assisted him to his first communion, and for whom he subsequently
became a beadle. The kind priest opened his arms to the man, his
heart to the woman, his stable to the horse. For his second patient
my Bohemian set in motion all his stock of curative ideas. In a month
she was well, and the curé no longer had three pensioners, for of two
of them he made one.
Two poverties added may make a competence. Monsieur and Madame
Joliet were good and willing. The man began to wear a strange not
unbecoming air of solidity and good morals. The girls now saluted him
respectfully when he passed through a village.
One thing, however, in the midst of his proud honeymoon perplexed
him much. Hardly married, and over head and ears in love, he knew not
how to invite his bride to some wretched garret, himself deserting
her to resume his former life in the open air. To give up the latter
seemed like losing existence itself.
One morning, as he asked himself the difficult question, a pair of
old wheels at the door of a cartwright seemed of their own accord to
resolve his perplexity. He bought them, the payment to be made in
labor: for a week he blew the wheelwright's bellows. The wheels
were his own: to make a wagon was now the affair of a few old boards
and a gypsy's inventiveness.
Thus was conceived that famous establishment where, for several
years, lived the independent monarch and his spouse, rolling over the
roads, circulating through the whole belt of villages around Paris,
and carrying in their ambulant home, like the Cossacks, their
utensils, their bed, their oven, their all.
From town to town they carried packages, boxes and articles of
barter. At dinner-time the van was rolled under a tree. The lady of
the house kindled a fire in the portable stove behind a hedge or in a
ditch. The hen-coop was opened, and the sage seraglio with their
sultan prudently pecked about for food. At the first appeal they
re-entered their cage.
 FRANCINE.
At the same appeal came flying up the dog of the establishment, a
most piteous-looking griffin,
disheveled, moulted, staring out of one eye, lame and wild. For
devotion and good sense his match could be found nowhere. Like his
horse, his wife, his house and the pins in his sleeve, Joliet had
picked the collie up on the road.
The arrival of a tiny visitor to the Bohemian's address made a
change necessary. Little Francine's dowry was provided by my
humorous acquisition of the yellow and slate-colored chickens.
With his savings and my banknote Joliet determined to have a fixed
residence. He succeeded of course. The walls, the windows, the doors,
everything but the garden-patch, he picked up along the
roads.
 'DON'T WRING MY HEART!'
Buried in eglantine and honeysuckle, soon no one would suspect the
home-made character of Joliet's château. It became the centre of
my botanizing excursions. Francine grew into a fair, slim girl, like
the sweetest and most innocent of Gavarni's sketches, and sold
flowers to the passers-by.
Such were the souvenirs I had of this brave tavern-keeper in his
old capacity of roadster and tramp. Now, after an hiatus of years, I
found him before me in a different character at the beginning of my
roundabout trips to Marly.
But what had become of my favorite little rose-merchant?
"Francine?" asked Joliet briskly, as if he was wondering
whom I could mean by such a name. "You mean my wife? Poor thing!
She is dead."
"I am speaking of your daughter, Father Joliet."
"Oh, my daughter, my girl Francine? She went to live with her
godmother. It was ten years ago."
"And you have not seen her since?"
"Yes—yes—two years back. She has gone
again."
"To her godmother?"
"No."
"Why so?"
"Her godmother would not receive her. Don't wring my
heart so, sir!"
EDWARD STRAHAN.
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