THE NEW HYPERION.
FROM PARIS TO MARLY BY WAY OF THE RHINE.
III.—THE FEAST OF SAINT
ATHANASIUS.

THE PAULISTS.
As I parted from my stout old friend Joliet, I saw him turn to
empty the last half of our bottle into the glasses of a couple of
tired soldiers who were sucking their pipes on a bench. And again the
old proverb of Aretino came into my head: "Truly all courtesy
and good manners come from taverns." I grasped my botany-box and
pursued my promenade toward Noisy.
The village of Noisy has made (without a pun) some noise in
history. One of its ancient lords, Enguerrand de Marigny, was the
inventor of the famous gibbet of Montfauçon, and in the poetic
justice which should ever govern such cases he came to be hung on his
own gallows. He was convicted of manifold extortions, and launched by
the common executioner into that eternity whither he could carry none
of his ill-gotten gains with him. Here, at least, we succeed in
meeting a guillotine which catches its maker. By a singular
coincidence another lord of Noisy, Cardinal Balue, underwent a long
detention in an iron-barred cage—one of those famous cages, so
much favored by Louis XI., of which the cardinal, as we learn from
the records of the time, had the patent-right for invention, or at
least improvement. Once firmly engaged in his own torture—while
his friend Haraucourt, bishop of Verdun, experienced alike penalty in a similar box, and the foxy old
king paced his narrow oratory in the Bastile tower overhead—we
may be sure that Balue gave his inventive mind no more to the task of
fortifying his cages, but rather to that of opening them.

THE REWARD OF AN INVENTOR.
These ugly reminiscences were not so much the cause of a prejudice
I took against Noisy, as caused by it. At Noisy I was in the full
domain of my ancient foe the railway, where two lines of the Eastern
road separate—the Ligne de Meaux and the Ligne de Mulhouse. The
sight of the unhappy second-class passengers powdered with dust, and
of the frantic nurses who had mistaken their line, and who madly
endeavored to leap across to the other train, stirred all my bile. It
was on this current of thought that the nobleman who had been hung
and the cardinal who had pined in a cage were borne upon my memory.
"Small choice," said I, "whether the bars are
perpendicular or horizontal. You lose your independence about equally
by either monopoly."

CARDINAL BALUE.
I crossed the Canal de l'Ourcq, and watched it stretching like
a steel tape to meet the Canal Saint—Denis and the Canal
Saint-Martin in the great basin at La Villette—a construction
which, finished in 1809, was the making of La Villette as a
commercial and industrial entrepôt. I meant to walk to Bondy, and
after a botanic stroll in its beautiful forest to retrace my steps,
gaining Marly next day by Baubigny, Aubervilliers and Nanterre.
"The Aladdins of our time," I said as I leaned over the
soft gray water, "are the engineers. They rub their theodolites,
and there springs up, not a palace, but a town."

AN UNCIVIL ENGINEER.
"Who speaks of engineers?" said a strong baritone voice
as a weighty hand fell on my shoulder. "Are you here to take the
train at Noisy?"
"Let the train go to Jericho! I am trying, on the contrary,
to get away from it."
"Do you mean, then, to go on foot to Épernay?"
"What do you mean, Épernay?"
"Why, have you forgotten the feast of Saint
Athanasius?"
"What do you mean, Athanasius?"
The baritone belonged to one of my friends, an engineer from Boston. He had an American
commission to inspect the canals of Europe on the part of a company
formed to buy out the Sound line of steamers and dig a ship-canal
from Boston to Providence. The engineer had made his inspection the
excuse for a few years of not disagreeable travel, during which time
the company had exploded, its chief financier having cut his throat
when his peculations came out to the public.

LOCOMONIAC POSSESSION.
"Are you trying, then, to escape from one of your greatest
possible duties and one of your greatest possible pleasures? You have
the remarkable fortune to possess a friend named Athanasius; you have
in addition, the strange fate to be his godfather by secondary
baptism; and you would, after these unparalleled chances, be the sole
renegade from the vow which you have extracted from the
others."
The words were uncivil and rude, the hand was on my shoulder like
a vise; but there floated into my head a recollection of one of the
pleasantest evenings I have ever enjoyed.
We were dining with James Grandstone, one of my young friends. I
have some friends of whom I might be the father, and doubt not I
could find a support for my practice in Sir Thomas Browne or Jeremy
Taylor if I had time to look up the quotation. We dined in the little
restaurant Ober, near the Odéon, with a small party of medical
students, to which order Grandstone's friends mostly belonged. We
were all young that night; and truly I hold that the affectionate
confusion of two or three different generations adds a charm to
friendship.

LE RAINCY: THE CHATEAU.
At dessert the conversation happened to strike upon Christian
names. I attacked the cognomens in ordinary use, maintaining that
their historic significance was lost, their religious sentiment
forgotten, their euphony mostly questionable. Alfred, Henry and
William no longer carried the thoughts back to the English
kings—Joseph and Reuben were powerless to remind us of the
mighty family of Israel.
"I have no complaint to make of my own name," I
protested, "which has been praised by Dannecker the sculptor.
That was at Würtemberg, gentlemen. 'You are from America,'
the old man said to me, 'but you have a German name: Paul
Flemming was one of our old poets.' The thought has been a
pleasant one to me, though I have not the faintest idea what my
ancient godparent wrote. But in the matter of originality my
Christian name of Paul certainly leaves much to
desire."

CATHEDRAL OF MEAUX.
I was gay enough that evening, and in the vein for a paradox. I
set up the various Pauls of our acquaintance, and maintained that in
any company of fifty persons, if a feminine voice were to call out
"Paul!" through the doorway, six husbands at least would
start and say, "Coming, dear!" I computed the Pauls
belonging to one of the grand nations, and proved that an army
recruited from them would be large enough to carry on a war against a
power of the second order.
"If the Jameses were to reinforce the Pauls," I
declared, looking toward my young host, "Russia itself would
tremble.—Are you to make your start in life with no better
name?" I asked him maliciously. "Must you be for ever kept
in mediocrity by an address that is not the designation of an
individual, but of a whole nation? Could you not have been called by
something rather less oecumenical?"
"You may style me by what title you please, Mr.
Flemming," said Grandstone nonchalantly. "I am to enter a
great New York wine-house after a little examination of the
grape-country here. Doubtless a Grandstone will have, by any other
name, a bouquet as sweet."
The idea took. An almanac of saints' days, which is often
printed in combination with the menu of a restaurant, was
lying on the table. Beginning at the letter A, the name of Ambrose
was within an ace of being chosen, but Grandstone protested against
it as too short, and Athanasius was the first of five syllables that
presented. Our engineering friend, who was present, had in his pocket
a vial of water from the Dardanelles, which fouls ships' bottoms;
and with that classic liquid the baptism was effected by myself, the
bottle being broken on poor Grandstone's crown as on the prow of
a ship.
"You are no longer James to us, but Athanasius," I said.
"If you remain moderately virtuous, we will canonize you.
Meantime, let us vow to meet on the next canonical day of Saint
Athanasius and hold a love-feast."
We drank his health, and glorified him, and laughed, and the next
day I forgot whether Grandstone was called Athanasius or Epaminondas.
And my confusion on the subject had not clarified in the least up to
the rude reminder given by my engineer.
"I had quite forgotten my engagement," I confessed.
"Besides, Grandstone is
living now, as you remind me, at Épernay—that is to say, at
seventy or eighty miles' distance."
"Say three hours," he retorted: "on a railway line
we don't count by miles. But are you really not here at Noisy to
satisfy your promise and report yourself for the feast of Saint
Athanasius? If you are not bound for Épernay, where are you
bound?"
"I am off for Marly."
"You are going in just the contrary direction, old fellow.
You can be at Épernay sooner."
"And Hohenfels joins me at Marly to-morrow," I
continued, rather helplessly; "and Josephine my cook is there
this afternoon boiling the mutton-hams."
"Fine arguments, truly! You shall sleep to-night in Paris, or
even at Marly, if you see fit. I have often heard you argue against
railroads—a fine argument for a geographer to uphold against an
engineer! Now is the instant to bury your prejudice. Do you see that
soft ringlet of smoke off yonder? It is the message of the
locomotive, offering to reconcile your engagements with Grandstone
and Hohenfels. Come, get your ticket!"

BOURSAULT, THE RESIDENCE OF CLIQUOT.
And his hand ceased squeezing my shoulder like a pincer to beat it
like a mallet. A rapid sketch of the situation was mapped out in my
head. I could reach Épernay by five o'clock, returning at eight,
and, notwithstanding this little lasso flung over the
champagne-country, I could resume my promenade and modify in no
respect my original plan; and I could say to Hohenfels, "My boy,
I have popped a few corks with the widow Cliquot."
Such was my vision. The gnomes of the railway, having once got me
in their grasp, disposed of me as they liked, and quite
unexpectedly.
From the car-window, as in a panorama of Banvard's, the
landscape spun out before my eyes. Le Raincy, which I had intended to
visit at all events on the same day, but afoot, offered me the roofs
of its ancient château, a pile built in the most pompous spirit of
the Renaissance, and whose alternately round and square pavilions,
tipped with steep mansards, I was fain to people with throngs of gay
visitors in the costume of the grand siècle. Then came the
cathedral of Meaux, before which I reverently took off my cap to
salute the great Bossuet—"Eagle of Meaux," as they
justly called him, and on the whole a noble bird, notwithstanding that he sang his Te Deum over some
exceedingly questionable battle-grounds. Then there presented itself
a monument at which my engineering friend clapped his hands. It was a
crown of buildings with extinguisher roofs encircling the brow of a
hill, and presenting the antique appearance of some chastel of the
Middle Ages.

CHURCH-DOOR, ÉPERNAY.
"Do you see those round, pot-bellied towers, like tuns of
wine stood upon end?" he said—"those donjons at the
corners, tapering at the top, and presenting the very image of noble
bottles? There needs nothing but that palace to convince you that you
have arrived in the champagne region."
"I do not know the building," I confessed.
"Can you not guess? Ah, but you should see it in a summer
storm, when the rain foams and spirts down those huge bottles of
mason-work, and the thunder pops among the roofs like the corks of a
whole basket of champagne! That fine castle, Flemming, is the château
of Boursault, apparently built in the era of the Crusades, but really
a marvel of yesterday. It rose into being, not to the sound of a
lyre, like the towers of Troy, but at the bursting of innumerable
bottles, causing to resound all over the world the name of the widow
Cliquot."
At length we entered the station of Épernay. There I received my
first shock in learning that the only return-train stopping at Noisy
was one which left at midnight, and would land me in the extreme
suburbs of Paris at three o'clock in the morning.
Our friend Grandstone, whom we found amazing the streets of
Épernay with a light American buggy drawn by a colossal Morman horse,
received us with still more surprise than delight. He had relapsed
into plain James, and had never dreamed that his second baptism would
bear fruit. Besides, he proved to us that we were in error as to the
date. The feast of Saint Athanasius, as he showed from a calendar
shoved beneath a quantity of vintners' cards on his study-table,
fell on the second of May, and could not be celebrated before the
evening of the first. It was now the thirtieth of April. He invited
us, then, for the next day at dinner, warning us at the same time
that the evening of that same morrow would see him on his way to the
Falls of Schaffhausen. This idea of dining with an absentee puzzled
me.

THE BEGGAR WHO DRANK CHAMPAGNE.
We both laughed heartily at the engineer's mistake of
twenty-four hours, and he for his part made me his excuses.
Athanasius—whose name I obstinately keep, because it gives
him, as I maintain, a more
distinct individuality,—Athanasius happened to be driving out
for the purpose of collecting some friends whom he was about to
accompany to Schaffhausen, and whom he had invited to dinner. He
contrived to stow away two in his buggy, and the rest assembled in
his chambers. We dined gayly and voraciously, and I hardly regretted
even that old hotel-dinner at Interlaken, when the landlord waited on
us in his green coat, and when Mary Ashburton was by my side, and
when I praised hotel-dinners because one can say so much there
without being overheard.
Dinner over, we went out for a stroll through the town. The city
of Épernay offers little remarkable except its Rue du Commerce,
flanked with enormous buildings, and its church, conspicuous only for
a flourishing portal in the style of Louis XIV., in perfect
contradiction to the general architecture of the old sanctuary. The
environs were little note worthy at the season, for a vineyard-land
has this peculiarity—its veritable spring, its pride of May,
arrives in the autumn.

ADMIRATION.
One very vinous trait we found, however, in the person of a
beggar. He was sitting on Grandstone's steps as we emerged. Aged
hardly fourteen, he had turned his young nose toward the rich fumes
coming up from the kitchen with a look of sensuality and indulgence
that amused me. The maid, on a hint of mine, gave him a biscuit and
the remainders of our bottles emptied into a bowl. A smile of extreme
breadth and intelligence spread over his face. Opening his bag, he
laid by the biscuit, and extracted a morsel of iced cake: at the same
time he produced an old-fashioned, long-waisted champagne-glass,
nicked at the rim and quite without a stand. Filling this from his
bowl, he drank to the health of the waitress with the easiest
politeness it was ever my lot to see. Ragged as a beggar of
Murillo's, courteous as a hidalgo by Velasquez, he added a grace
and an epicurism completely French. I thought him the best possible
figure-head for that opulent spot, cradle of the hilarity of the
world. I gave him five francs.

MAC MEURTRIER.
We proceeded to admire the town. The great curiosities of Épernay,
its glory and pomp, are not permitted to see the daylight. They are
subterranean and introverted. They are the cellars. Those rich
colonnades of Commerce street, all those porticoes surmounted with
Greek or Roman triangles in the nature of pediments, of what antique religion are they the
representations? They are cellar-doors.

THE BLACK DOMINO.
It was impossible to quit the city without visiting its cellars,
said Grandstone, and we betook ourselves under his guidance to one of
the most renowned.
I only thought of seeing a battle-field of bottles, but I found
the Eleusinian mysteries.

TAM O'SHANTER'S RIDE.
In the temple-porch of Eleusis was fixed a large pale face, in the
middle parts of which a red nose was glowing like a fuse. Several
other personages, in company with this visage, received us on our
approach with a world of solemn and terrifying signals.
Directly a man in a cloak and slouched hat, and holding in his
hands a wire fencing-mask, extinguished with it the red nose. The
latter met his fate with stolid fortitude. All were perfectly still,
but the twitching cheeks of most of the spectators betrayed a laugh
retained with difficulty. The cloak then advanced, like a less
beautiful Norma, to a bell in the portico, and struck three tragical
strokes. A strong, pealing bass voice came from the interior:
"Who dares knock at this door?"
"A night-bird," said the man in the cloak, who took the
part of spokesman. "What has the night-bird to do with the
eagle?" replied the strong voice. "What can there be in
common between the heathen in his blindness and the Ancient of the
Mountain throned in power and splendor?"
"Grand Master, it is in that splendor the new-comer wishes to
plunge." After this imitation of some Masonic mystery the
red-nosed man was quickly taken by the shoulders and hurtled in at
the door, where a flare of red theatrical fire illuminated his sudden
plunge.
"What nonsense is this?" I said to Athanasius.
"The man in the iron mask," he explained, "is in
that respect what we shall all be in a minute. Without such a
protector, in passing amongst the first year's bottles we might
receive a few hits in the face."
"And do you know the new apprentice?"
"No: some stranger, evidently."

THE CROOKED MAN.
"It is not hard to guess his extraction," said one of our dinner-party. "In the
East there are sorcerers with two pupils in each eye. For his part,
he seems to be braced with two pans in each knee. He is long in the
stilts like a heron, square—headed and square-shouldered: I
give you my word he is a Scotchman. For certain," he added,
"I have seen his likeness somewhere—Ah yes, in an
engraving of Hogarth's!"
The author of this charitable criticism was a little crooked
gentleman, at whose side I had dined—a man of sharpness and
wit, for which his hunch gave him the authority. As we penetrated
finally into the immense crypt, long like a street, provided with
iron railways for handling the stores, and threaded now and then by
heavy wagons and Normandy horses, my interest in the surrounding
wonders was distracted by apprehensions of the fate awaiting the
unfortunate red nose.

THE GRAVITY ROAD.
The gallop of a steed was heard at length, then a dreadful
exploding noise. I should have thought that a hundred drummers were
marching through the catacombs.
Relieved of his mask, fixed like a dry forked stick, wrong side
foremost, on a frightened steed which galloped down the avenue, and
pursued by the racket of empty bottles beaten against the
wine-frames, came the Scotchman, like an unwilling Tam O'Shanter.
At a new outburst of resonant noises, which we could not help
offering to the general confusion, the horse stopped, and assumed
twice or thrice the attitude of a gymnast who walks on his hands. The
figure of the man, still rigid, flew up into the air like a stick
that pops out of the water. The Terrible Brothers received him in
their arms.
Hardly restored to equilibrium, the patient was quickly replaced
in the saddle, but the saddle was this time girded upon a barrel, and
the barrel placed upon a truck, and the truck upon an inclined
tramway. His impassive countenance might be seen to kindle with
indignation and horror, as the hat which had been jammed over his
eyes flew off, and he found himself gliding over an iron road at a
rate of speed continually increasing.
He was fated to other tests, but at this point a little discussion
arose among ourselves. Grandstone, his fluffy young whiskers quite
disheveled with laughter, said, "Fellows, we had better stop
somewhere. There will be more of this, and it will be tedious to see
in the rôle of uninvited spectators, and it is not certain we are wanted. I always knew
there was a Society of Pure Illumination at Épernay. It is not a
Masonic order, but it has its signs, its passes, its grips, and in a
word its secret. I have recognized among these gentlemen some active
members of the order—among others, notwithstanding his
disguise, a jolly good fellow we have here, Fortnoye."
"You cannot have seen Fortnoye," said one of the party:
"he is at Paris."
"And who is your Fortnoye, pray?" I asked.
"The best tenor voice in Épernay; but his presence here does
not give me an invitation, you see. The Society of Pure
Illumination has its rites and mysteries more important than
everybody supposes, and probably complicated with board-of-trade
secrets among the wine-merchants. We have hit upon a bad time. Let us
go and visit another cellar."
There was opposition to this measure: different opinions were
expressed, and I was chosen for moderator.
"My dear boys," I said, "as the grayest among you I
may be presumed to be the wisest. But I do not feel myself to be
myself. I have received to-day a succession of unaccustomed
influences. I have been dragged about by an impertinent locomotive; I
have been induced to dine heavily; I have absorbed champagne, perhaps
to the limit of my measure. These are not my ordinary ways: I am
naturally thoughtful, studious and pensive. The Past, gentlemen, is
for me an unfaded morning-glory, whose closed cup I can coax open at
pleasure, and read within its tube legends written in dusted gold.
But the Present to the true philosopher is also—In fact, I
never was so much amused in my life. I am dying to see what they will
do with that Scotchman."

THE ANIMATED CELLS.
Athanasius submitted. At the end of one of the cross galleries we
could already see a flickering glimmer of torches. There, evidently,
was held the council. We stole on tiptoe in that direction, and
ensconced ourselves behind a long file of empty bottle-shelves, worn
out after long service and leaning against a wall.
Through the holes which had fixed the bottles in position we could
see everything without being discovered. The grand dignitaries,
sitting in a semicircle, were about to proceed from physical to moral
tests. Before them, his red nose hanging like a cameo from the white
bandage which covered his eyes, and relieved upon his face, still
perfectly white and calm, stood the Scot. The Grand Master
arose—I should have said the Reverend—his head nodding
with senility, his beard white as a waterfall: he appeared to be
eighty years of age at least. He was truly venerable to look at, and
reminded me of Thor. He wore a sort of dalmatica embroidered with
gold. Calmness and goodness were so plainly marked on the aspect of
this worthy that I felt ashamed of playing the spy, and felt inclined
to return humbly to the good counsel of Athanasius, when the latter,
pushing my elbow behind the shelves, said, referring to the Ancient
of the Mountain, "That's Fortnoye: I knew I couldn't be
mistaken."
I was greatly mystified at discovering the first tenor voice of
Épernay in an aged man; but the catechism now commencing, I thought
only of listening.
"The barleycorns of your native North having been partially
cleaned out of your hair by contact with the two enchanted
steeds—the steed you bridled without a head, and the steed that
ran away with you without legs," said the Ancient—"we
have brought you hither for examination. We might have gone much
farther with the physical tests: we might have forced you, at the
present session, to relieve yourself of those envelopes considered
indispensable by all Europeans beneath your own latitude, and in our
presence perform the sword-dance."
"So be it," said the disciple, executing a galvanic
figure with his legs, his countenance still like marble.
"If we demanded the head of your best friend, would you bring
it in?"
"I am the countryman of Lady Macbeth," replied the red
nose. "Give me the daggers."
"We would fain dispense with that proof, necessarily painful
to a man of such evident sensibility as yours." The red nose
bowed. "What is your name?"
He pronounced it—apparently MacMurtagh.
"In future, among us, you are named Meurtrier."
"MacMeurtrier," muttered the Scotchman in a tone of
abstraction.
"No! Meurtrier unadulterated. Your business?"
"I am a homoeopathic doctor."
"Are you a believer in homoeopathy? Be careful: remember that
the Ancient of the Mountain
hears what you say."
The Scot held up his hand: "I believe in the learned
Hahnemann, and in Mrs. Hahnemann, no less learned than himself;
but," he added, "homoeopathy is a science still in its
baby-clothes. I have invented a system perfectly novel. In mingling
homoeopathy with vegetable magnetism the most encouraging results are
obtained, as may be observed daily in the villa of Dr. Van Murtagh,
near Edinburgh—"
"Enough!" cried the Ancient: "circulars are not
allowed here. Forget nothing, Meurtrier! And how were you inspired
with the pious ambition of becoming our brother?"
"At the hotel table: it was the young clerks from the
wine-houses. I mentioned that I wished to be a Free Mason, and the
lodge of Épernay—"
"Silence! The words you use, lodge and Free
Mason, are most improper in this temple, which is that of the
Pure Illumination, and nothing less. Will you remember,
Meurtrier?"
"MacMeurtrier," muttered the novice again. The last
proofs were now tried upon him, called the "five senses."
For that of hearing he was made to listen to a jewsharp, which he
calmly proclaimed to be the bagpipe; for that of touch, he was made
to feel by turns a live fish, a hot iron and a little stuffed
hedgehog. The last he took for a pack of toothpicks, and announced
gravely, "It sticks me." The laughs broke out from all
sides, even from behind the bottle-shelves.
Alas! on this occasion the laugh was not altogether on my side of
that fatal honeycomb!

THE TRAVELER'S REST.
They had made him swallow, in a glass, some fearful mixture or
other, and he had imperturbably declared that it was in his opinion
the wine of Moët: after this evidence of taste the proof of sight was
to follow, and the semicircle
of purple faces was quite blackening with bottled laughter, when
Grandstone touched me on the shoulder. My hour for departure was
come, and I had not a minute to spare.

PALACE AT STRASBURG.
Apparently, the last test of the red nose resulted in a triumph:
as we were effecting our covert and hasty retreat we heard all the
voices exclaim in concert, "It is the Pure
Illumination!"
Gay as we were on entering the great wine-cellar, we were
perfectly Olympian when we came out. The crypts of these vast
establishments, where a soft inspiration perpetually floats upward
from the wine in store, often receive a visitor as a Diogenes and
dismiss him as an Anacreon.
Our consumption of wine at dinner had been, like Mr. Poe's
conversation with his soul, "serious and sober." In the
cellar no drop had passed our mouths. I was alert as a lark when I
entered: I came out in a species of voluptuous dream.
All the band conducted me to the railway-station, and I was very
much touched with the attention. It was who should carry my
botany-box, who should set my cap straight, who should give me the
most precise and statistical information about the train which
returned to Paris, with a stop at Noisy; the while, Ophelia-like, I
chanted snatches of old songs, and mingled together in a tender
reverie my recollections of Mary Ashburton, my coming Book and my
theories of Progressive Geography.
"Take this shawl: the night will be chilly before you get to
the city."
"Don't let them carry you beyond Noisy."
"Come back to Épernay every May-day: never forget the feast
of Saint Athanasius."
"Be sure you get into the right train: here is the car. Come,
man, bundle up! they are closing the barrier."
I was perfectly melted by so much sympathy. "Adieu," I
said, "my dear champanions—"
I turned into an excellent car, first class, and fell asleep
directly.
Next day I awoke—at Strasburg! The convivials of the evening
before, making for the Falls of Schaffhausen on the Rhine, had
traveled beside me in the adjoining car.
My friends, uncertain how their practical joke would be received,
clustered around me.
"Ah, boys," I said, "I have too many griefs
imprisoned in this aching bosom to be much put out by the ordinary
'Horrid Hoax.' But you have compromised my reputation. I
promised to meet Hohenfels at Marly: children, bankruptcy stares me
in the face."
Grandstone had the grace to be a little embarrassed: "You
wished to dine with me at the Feast of Saint Athanasius, but you
mistook the day. Your engineer is the true culprit, for he
voluntarily deceived you. The fact is, my dear Flemming, we have
concocted a little conspiracy. You are a good fellow, a joyful spirit
in fact, when you are not in your lubies about the Past and
the Future. We wanted you, we conspired; and, Catiline having stolen
you at Noisy, Cethigus tucked you into a car with the intention of
making use of you at Schaffhausen."
"Never! I have the strongest vows that ever man uttered not
to revisit the Rhine. It is an affair of early youth, a solemn
promise, a consecration. You have got me at Strasburg, but you will
not carry me to Schaffhausen."
He was so contrite that I had to console him. Letting him know
that no great harm was done, I saw him depart with his friends for
Bâle. For my part, I remained with the engineer, whose professional
duties, such as they were, kept him for a short time in the capital
of Alsace. In his turn, however, the latter took leave of me: we were
to meet each other shortly.
It was seven in the morning. This time, to be sure of my enemy the
railroad, I procured a printed Guide. But the Guide was a sorry
counselor for my impatience. The first train, an express, had left:
the next, an accommodation, would start at a quarter to one. I had
five hours and three-quarters to spare.
One of the greatest pleasures in life, according to my poor
opinion, is to have a recreation forced on one. Some cherub, perhaps,
cleared the cobwebs away from my brain that morning; but, however it
might be, I was glad of everything. I was glad the
"champanions" were departed, glad I had a stolen morning in
Strasburg, glad that Hohenfels and my domestics would be uneasy for
me at Marly.
In such a mood I applied myself to extract the profit out of my
detention in the city.
EDWARD STRAHAN.
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