LETTERS FROM SOUTH AFRICA.
BY LADY BARKER.
MARITZBURG, February 10, 1876.
In the South African calendar this is set down as the first
of the autumnal months, but the half dozen hours about mid-day
are still quite as close and oppressive as any we have had. I
am, however, bound to say that the nights—at all events,
up here—are cooler, and I begin even to think of a light
shawl for my solitary walks in the verandah just before
bedtime. When the moon shines these walks are pleasant enough,
but when only the "common people of the skies" are trying to
filter down their feebler light through the misty atmosphere, I
have a lurking fear and distrust of the reptiles and bugs who
may also have a fancy for promenading at the same time and in
the same place. I say nothing of bats, frogs and toads, mantis
or even huge moths: to these we are quite accustomed. But
although I have never seen a live snake in this country myself,
still one hears such unpleasant stories about them that it is
just as well to what the Scotch call "mak siccar" with a candle
before beginning a constitutional in the dark.
It is not a week ago since a lady of my acquaintance, being
surprised at her little dog's refusal to follow her into her
bedroom one night, instituted a search for the reason of the
poor little creature's terror and dismay, and discovered a
snake coiled up under her chest of drawers. At this moment,
too, the local papers are full of recipes for the prevention
and cure of snake-bites, public attention being much attracted
to the subject on account of an Englishman having been bitten
by a black "mamba" (a very venomous adder) a short time since,
and having died of the wound in a few hours. In his case, poor
man! there does not seem to have been a chance from the first,
for he was obliged to walk some distance to the nearest house,
and as they had no proper remedies there, he had to be taken on
a farther journey of some miles to a hospital. All this
exercise and motion caused the poison to circulate freely
through the veins, and was the worst possible thing for him.
The doctors here seem agreed that the treatment of ammonia and
brandy is the safest, and many instances are adduced to show
how successful it has been, though one party of practitioners
admits the ammonia, but denies the brandy. On the other hand,
one hears of a child bitten by a snake and swallowing half a
large bottle of raw brandy in half an hour without its head
being at all affected, and, what is more, recovering from the
bite and living happy ever after. I keep quantities of both
remedies close at hand, for three or four venomous snakes have
been killed within a dozen yards of the house, and little
G—— is perpetually exploring the long grass all
around or hunting for a stray cricket-ball or a pegtop in one
of those beautiful fern-filled ditches whose tangle of creepers
and plumy ferns is exactly the favorite haunt of snakes. As yet
he has brought back from these forbidden raids nothing more
than a few ticks and millions of burs.
As for the ticks, I am getting over my horror at having to
dislodge them from among the baby's soft curls by means of a
sharp needle, and even G—— only shouts with
laughter at discovering a great swollen monster hanging on by
its forceps to his leg. They torment the poor horses and dogs
dreadfully; and if the said horses were not the very quietest,
meekest, most underbred and depressed animals in the world, we
should certainly hear of more accidents. As it is, they confine
their efforts to get rid of their tormentors to rubbing all the
hair off their tails and sides in patches against the stable
walls or the trunk of a tree. Indeed, the clever way
G——'s miserable little Basuto pony actually climbs
inside a good-sized bush, and sways himself about in it with his legs
off the ground until the whole thing comes with a crash to the
ground, is edifying to behold to every one except the owner of
the tree. Tom, the Kafir boy, tried hard to persuade me the
other day that the pony was to blame for the destruction of a
peach tree, but as the only broken-down branches were those
which had been laden with fruit, I am inclined to acquit the
pony. Carbolic soap is an excellent thing to wash both dogs and
horses with, as it not only keeps away flies and ticks from the
skin, which, is constantly rubbed off by incessant scratching,
but helps to heal the tendency to a sore place. Indeed, nothing
frightened me so much as what I heard when I first arrived
about Natal sores and Natal boils. Everybody told me that ever
so slight a cut or abrasion went on slowly festering, and that
sores on children's faces were quite common. This sounded very
dreadful, but I am beginning to hope it was an exaggeration,
for whenever G—— cuts or knocks himself (which is
every day or so), or scratches an insect's bite into a bad
place, I wash the part with a little carbolic soap (there are
two sorts—one for animals and a more refined preparation
for the human skin), and it is quite well the next day. We have
all had a threatening of those horrid boils, but they have
passed off.
In town the mosquitoes are plentiful and lively, devoting
their attentions chiefly to new-comers, but up here—I
write as though we were five thousand feet instead of only
fifty above Maritzburg—it is rare to see one. I think
"fillies" are more in our line, and that in spite of every
floor in the house being scrubbed daily with strong soda and
water. "Fillies," you must know, is our black groom's
(Charlie's) way of pronouncing fleas, and I find it ever
so much prettier. Charlie and I are having a daily discussion
just now touching sundry moneys he expended during my week's
absence at D'Urban for the kittens' food. Charlie calls them
the "lil' catties," and declares that the two small animals
consumed three shillings and ninepence worth of meat in a week.
I laughingly say, "But, Charlie, that would be nearly nine
pounds of meat in six days, and they couldn't eat that, you
know." Charlie grins and shows all his beautiful even white
teeth: then he bashfully turns his head aside and says, "I doan
know, ma': I buy six' meat dree time." "Very well, Charlie,
that would be one shilling and sixpence." "I doan know, ma';"
and we've not got any further than that yet.
But G—— and I are picking up many words of
Kafir, and it is quite mortifying to see how much more easily
the little monkey learns than I do. I forget my phrases or
confuse them, whereas when he learns two or three sentences he
appears to remember them always. It is a very melodious and
beautiful language, and, except for the clicks, not very
difficult to learn. Almost everybody here speaks it a little,
and it is the first thing necessary for a new-comer to endeavor
to acquire; only, unfortunately, there are no teachers, as in
India, and consequently you pick up a wretched, debased kind of
patois, interlarded with Dutch phrases. Indeed, I am assured
there are two words, el hashi ("the horse"), of
unmistakable Moorish origin, though no one knows how they got
into the language. Many of the Kafirs about town speak a little
English, and they are exceedingly sharp, when they choose,
about understanding what is meant, even if they do not quite
catch the meaning of the words used. There is one genius of my
acquaintance, called "Sixpence," who is not only a capital
cook, but an accomplished English scholar, having spent some
months in England. Generally, to Cape Town and back is the
extent of their journeyings, for they are a home-loving people;
but Sixpence went to England with his master, and brought back
a shivering recollection of an English winter and a deep-rooted
amazement at the boys of the Shoe Brigade, who wanted to clean
his boots. That astonished him more than anything else, he
says.
The Kafirs are very fond of attending their own schools and
church services, of which there are several in the town; and I
find one of my greatest difficulties in living out here
consists in getting Kafirs to come out of town, for by doing so they miss
their regular attendance at chapel and school. A few Sundays
ago I went to one of these Kafir schools, and was much struck
by the intently-absorbed air of the pupils, almost all of whom
were youths about twenty years of age. They were learning to
read the Bible in Kafir during my visit, sitting in couples,
and helping each other on with immense diligence and
earnestness. No looking about, no wandering, inattentive
glances, did I see. I might as well have "had the receipt of
fern-seed and walked invisible" for all the attention I
excited. Presently the pupil-teacher, a young black man, who
had charge of this class, asked me if I would like to hear them
sing a hymn, and on my assenting he read out a verse of "Hold
the Fort," and they all stood up and sang it, or rather its
Kafir translation, lustily and with good courage, though
without much tune. The chorus was especially fine, the words
"Inkanye kanye" ringing through the room with great fervor.
This is not a literal translation of the words "Hold the Fort,"
but it is difficult, as the teacher explained to me, for the
translator to avail himself of the usual word for "hold," as it
conveys more the idea of "take hold," "seize," and the young
Kafir missionary thoroughly understood all the nicety of the
idiom. There was another class for women and children, but it
was a small one. Certainly, the young men seemed much in
earnest, and the rapt expression of their faces was most
striking, especially during the short prayer which followed the
hymn and ended the school for the afternoon.
I have had constantly impressed upon my mind since my
arrival the advice not to take Christian Kafirs into my
service, but I am at a loss to know in what way the prejudice
against them can have arisen. "Take a Kafir green from his
kraal if you wish to have a good servant," is what every one
tells me. It so happens that we have two of each—two
Christians and two heathens—about the place, and there is
no doubt whatever which is the best. Indeed, I have sometimes
conversations with the one who speaks English, and I can assure
you we might all learn from him with advantage. His simple
creed is just what came from the Saviour's lips two thousand
years ago, and comprises His teaching of the whole duty of
man—to love God, the great "En' Kos," and his neighbor as
himself. He speaks always with real delight of his privileges,
and is very anxious to go to Cape Town to attend some school
there of which he talks a great deal, and where he says he
should learn to read the Bible in English. At present he is
spelling it out with great difficulty in Kafir. This man often
talks to me in the most respectful and civil manner imaginable
about the customs of his tribe, and he constantly alludes to
the narrow escape he had of being murdered directly after his
birth for the crime of being a twin. His people have a fixed
belief that unless one of a pair of babies be killed at once,
either the father or mother will die within the year; and they
argue that as in any case one child will be sure to die in its
infancy, twins being proverbially difficult to rear, it is only
both kind and natural to kill the weakly one at once. This
young man is very small and quiet and gentle, with an ugly
face, but a sweet, intelligent expression and a very nice
manner. I find him and the other Christian in our employment
very trustworthy and reliable. If they tell me anything which
has occurred, I know I can believe their version of it, and
they are absolutely honest. Now, the other lads have very loose
ideas on the subject of sugar, and make shifty excuses for
everything, from the cat breaking a heavy stone filter up to
half the marketing being dropped on the road.
I don't think I have made it sufficiently clear that besides
the Sunday-schools and services I have mentioned there are
night-schools every evening in the week, which are fully
attended by Kafir servants, and where they are first taught to
read their own language, which is an enormous difficulty to
them. They always tell me it is so much easier to learn to read
English than Kafir; and if one studies the two languages, it is plain to see how
much simpler the new tongue must appear to a learner than the
intricate construction, the varying patois and the necessarily
phonetic spelling of a language compounded of so many dialects
as the Zulu-Kafir.
FEBRUARY 12.
In some respects I consider this climate has been rather
over-praised. Of course it is a great deal—a very great
deal—better than our English one, but that, after all, is
not saying much in its praise. Then we must remember that in
England we have the fear and dread of the climate ever before
our eyes, and consequently are always, so to speak, on our
guard against it. Here, and in other places where civilization
is in its infancy, we are at the mercy of dust and sun, wind
and rain, and all the eccentric elements which go to make up
weather. Consequently, when the balance of comfort and
convenience has to be struck, it is surprising how small an
advantage a really better climate gives when you take away
watering-carts and shady streets for hot weather, and sheltered
railway-stations and hansom cabs for wet weather, and roads and
servants and civility and general convenience everywhere. This
particular climate is both depressing and trying in spite of
the sunny skies we are ever boasting about, because it has a
strong tinge of the tropical element in it; and yet people live
in much the same kind of houses (only that they are very
small), and wear much the same sort of clothes (only that they
are very ugly), and lead much the same sort of lives (only that
it is a thousand times duller than the dullest country
village), as they do in England. Some small concession is made
to the thermometer in the matter of puggeries and matted
floors, but even then carpets are used wherever it is
practicable, because this matting never looks clean and nice
after the first week it is put down. All the houses are built
on the ground floor, with the utmost economy of building
material and labor, and consequently there are no passages:
every room is, in fact, a passage and leads to its neighbor. So
the perpetually dirty bare feet, or, still worse, boots fresh
from the mud or dust of the streets, soon wear out the matting.
Few houses are at all prettily decorated or furnished, partly
from the difficulty of procuring anything pretty here, the cost
and risk of its carriage up from D'Urban if you send to England
for it, and partly from the want of servants accustomed to
anything but the roughest and coarsest articles of household
use. A lady soon begins to take her drawing-room ornaments
en guignon if she has to dust them herself every day in
a very dusty climate. I speak feelingly and with authority, for
that is my case at this moment, and applies to every other part
of the house as well.
I must say I like Kafir servants in some respects. They
require, I acknowledge, constant supervision; they require to
be told to do the same thing over and over again every day;
and, what is more, besides telling, you have to stand by and
see that they do the thing. They are also very slow. But still,
with all these disadvantages, they are far better than the
generality of European servants out here, who make their
luckless employers' lives a burden to them by reason of their
tempers and caprices. It is much better, I am convinced, to
face the evil boldly and to make up one's mind to have none but
Kafir servants. Of course one immediately turns into a sort of
overseer and upper servant one's self; but at all events you
feel master or mistress of your own house, and you have
faithful and good-tempered domestics, who do their best,
however awkwardly, to please you. Where there are children,
then indeed a good English nurse is a great boon; and in this
one respect I am fortunate. Kafirs are also much easier to
manage when the orders come direct from the master or mistress,
and they work far more willingly for them than for white
servants. Tom, the nurse-boy, confided to me yesterday that he
hoped to stop in my employment for forty moons. After that
space of time he considered that he should be in a position to
buy plenty of wives, who would work for him and support him for the
rest of his life. But how Tom or Jack, or any of the boys in
fact, are to save money I know not, for every shilling of their
wages, except a small margin for coarse snuff, goes to their
parents, who fleece them without mercy. If they are fined for
breakages or misconduct (the only punishment a Kafir cares
for), they have to account for the deficient money to the stern
parents; and both Tom and Jack went through a most graphic
pantomime with a stick of the consequences to themselves,
adding that their father said both the beating from him and the
fine from us served them right for their carelessness. It
seemed so hard they should suffer both ways, and they were so
good-tempered and uncomplaining about it, that I fear I shall
find it very difficult to stop any threepenny pieces out of
their wages in future. A Kafir servant usually gets one pound a
month, his clothes and food. The former consists of a shirt and
short trousers of coarse check cotton, a soldier's old
great-coat for winter, and plenty of mealy-meal for "scoff." If
he is a good servant and worth making comfortable, you give him
a trifle every week to buy meat. Kafirs are very fond of going
to their kraals, and you have to make them sign an agreement to
remain with you so many months, generally six. By the time you
have just taught them, with infinite pains and trouble, how to
do their work, they depart, and you have to begin it all over
again.
I frequently see the chiefs or indunas of chiefs passing
here on their way to some kraals which lie just over the hills.
These kraals consist of half a dozen or more large huts,
exactly like so many huge beehives, on the slope of a hill.
There is a rude attempt at sod-fencing round them; a few head
of cattle graze in the neighborhood; lower down, the hillside
is roughly scratched by the women with crooked hoes to form a
mealy-ground. (Cows and mealies are all they require except
snuff or tobacco, which they smoke out of a cow's horn.) They
seem a very gay and cheerful people, to judge by the laughter
and jests I hear from the groups returning to these kraals
every day by the road just outside our fence. Sometimes one of
the party carries an umbrella; and I assure you the effect of a
tall, stalwart Kafir, clad either in nothing at all or else in
a sack, carefully guarding his bare head with a tattered Gamp,
is very ridiculous. Often some one walks along playing upon a
rude pipe, whilst the others jog before and after him, laughing
and capering like boys let loose from school, and all
chattering loudly. You never meet a man carrying a burden
unless he is a white settler's servant. When a chief or the
induna of a kraal passes this way, I see him, clad in a motley
garb of red regimentals with his bare "ringed" head, riding a
sorry nag, only the point of his great toe resting in his
stirrup. He is followed closely and with great
empressement by his "tail," all "ringed" men
also—that is, men of some substance and weight in the
community. They carry bundles of sticks, and keep up with the
ambling nag, and are closely followed by some of his wives
bearing heavy loads on their heads, but stepping out bravely
with beautiful erect carriage, shapely bare arms and legs; and
some sort of coarse drapery worn across their bodies, covering
them from shoulder to knee in folds which would delight an
artist's eye and be the despair of a sculptor's chisel. They
don't look either oppressed or discontented. Happy, healthy and
jolly are the words by which they would be most truthfully
described. Still, they are lazy, and slow to appreciate any
benefit from civilization except the money, but then savages
always seem to me as keen and sordid about money as the most
civilized mercantile community anywhere.
FEBRUARY 14.
I am often asked by people who are thinking of coming here,
or who want to send presents to friends here, what to bring or
send. Of course it is difficult to say, because my experience
is limited and confined to one spot at present: therefore I
give my opinion very guardedly, and acknowledge it is derived
in great part from the experience of others who have been here
a long time. Amongst
other wraps, I brought a sealskin jacket and muff which I
happened to have. These, I am assured, will be absolutely
useless, and already they are a great anxiety to me on account
of the swarms of fish-tail moths which I see scuttling about in
every direction if I move a box or look behind a picture. In
fact, there are destructive moths everywhere, and every drawer
is redolent of camphor. The only things I can venture to
recommend as necessaries are things which no one advised me to
bring, and which were only random shots. One was a light
waterproof ulster, and the other was a lot of those outside
blinds for windows which come, I believe, from Japan, and are
made of grass—green, painted with gay figures. I picked
up these latter by the merest accident at the Baker-street
bazaar for a few shillings: they are the comfort of my life,
keeping out glare and dust in the day and moths and insects of
all kinds at night. As for the waterproof, I do not know what I
should have done without it; and little G——'s has
also been most useful. It is the necessary of necessaries
here—a real, good substantial waterproof. A man
cannot do better than get a regular military waterproof which
will cover him from chin to heel on horseback; and even
waterproof hats and caps are a comfort in this treacherous
summer season, where a storm bursts over your head out of a
blue dome of sky, and drenches you even whilst the sun is
shining brightly.
A worse climate and country for clothes of every kind and
description cannot be imagined. When I first arrived I thought
I had never seen such ugly toilettes in all my life; and I
should have been less than woman (or more—which is it?)
if I had not derived some secret satisfaction from the
possession of at least prettier garments. What I was vain of in
my secret heart was my store of cotton gowns. One can't very
well wear cotton gowns in London; and, as I am particularly
fond of them, I indemnify myself for going abroad by rushing
wildly into extensive purchases in cambrics and print dresses.
They are so pretty and so cheap, and when charmingly made, as
mine were (alas, they are already things of the past!),
nothing can be so satisfactory in the way of summer country
garb. Well, it has been precisely in the matter of cotton gowns
that I have been punished for my vanity. For a day or two each
gown in turn looked charming. Then came a flounce or bordering
of bright red earth on the lower skirt and a general impression
of red dust and dirt all over it. That was after a drive into
Maritzburg along a road ploughed up by ox-wagons. Still, I felt
no uneasiness. What is a cotton gown made for if not to be
washed? Away it goes to the wash! What is this limp, discolored
rag which returns to me iron-moulded, blued until it is nearly
black, rough-dried, starched in patches, with the fringe of red
earth only more firmly fixed than before? Behold my favorite
ivory cotton! My white gowns are even in a worse plight, for
there are no two yards of them the same, and the grotesque
mixture of extreme yellowness, extreme blueness and a pervading
tinge of the red mud they have been washed in renders them a
piteous example of misplaced confidence. Other things fare
rather better—not much—but my poor gowns are only
hopeless wrecks, and I am reduced to some old yachting dresses
of ticking and serge. The price of washing, as this spoiling
process is pleasantly called, is enormous, and I exhaust my
faculties in devising more economical arrangements. We can't
wash at home, for the simple reason that we have no water, no
proper appliances of any sort, and to build and buy such would
cost a small fortune. But a tall, white-aproned Kafir, with a
badge upon his arm, comes now at daylight every Monday morning
and takes away a huge sackful of linen, which is placed, with
sundry pieces of soap and blue in its mouth, all ready for him.
He brings it back in the afternoon full of clean and dry linen,
for which he receives three shillings and sixpence. But this is
only the first stage. The things to be starched have to be
sorted and sent to one woman, and those to be mangled to
another, and both lots have to be fetched home again by Tom and
Jack. (I have forgotten
to tell you that Jack's real name, elicited with great
difficulty, as there is a click somewhere in it, is
"Umpashongwana," whilst the pickle Tom is known among his own
people as "Umkabangwana." You will admit that our substitutes
for these five-syllabled appellations are easier to pronounce
in a hurry. Jack is a favorite name: I know half a dozen black
Jacks myself.) To return, however, to the washing. I spend my
time in this uncertain weather watching the clouds on the days
when the clothes are to come home, for it would be altogether
too great a trial if one's starched garments, borne
aloft on Jack's head, were to be caught in a thunder-shower. If
the washerwoman takes pains with anything, it is with
gentlemen's shirts, though even then she insists on ironing the
collars into strange and fearful shapes.
Let not men think, however, that they have it all their own
way in the matter of clothes. White jackets and trousers are
commonly worn here in summer, and it is very soothing, I am
told, to try to put them on in a hurry when the arms and legs
are firmly glued together by several pounds of starch. Then as
to boots and shoes: they get so mildewed if laid aside for even
a few days as to be absolutely offensive; and these, with hats,
wear out at the most astonishing rate. The sun and dust and
rain finish up the hats in less than no time.
But I have not done with my clothes yet. A lady must keep a
warm dress and jacket close at hand all through the most
broiling summer weather, for a couple of hours will bring the
thermometer down ten or twenty degrees, and I have often been
gasping in a white dressing-gown at noon and shivering in a
serge dress at three o'clock on the same day. I am making up my
mind that serge and ticking are likely to be the most useful
material for dresses, and, as one must have something very cool
for these burning months, tussore or foulard, which get
themselves better washed than my poor dear cottons. Silks are
next to useless—too smart, too hot, too entirely out of
place in such a life as this, except perhaps one or two of
tried principles, which won't spot or fade or misbehave
themselves in any way. One goes out of a warm, dry afternoon
with a tulle veil on to keep off the flies, or a feather in
one's hat, and returns with the one a limp, wet rag and the
other quite out of curl. I only wish any milliner could see my
feathers now! All straight, rigidly straight as a carpenter's
rule, and tinged with red dust besides. As for tulle or
crêpe-lisse frilling, or any of those soft pretty
adjuncts to a simple toilette, they are five minutes'
wear—no more, I solemnly declare.
I love telling a story against myself, and here is one. In
spite of repeated experiences of the injurious effect of
alternate damp and dust upon finery, the old Eve is
occasionally too strong for my prudence, and I can't resist, on
the rare occasions which offer themselves, the temptation of
wearing pretty things. Especially weak am I in the matter of
caps, and this is what befell me. Imagine a lovely, soft summer
evening, broad daylight, though it is half-past seven (it will
be dark directly, however): a dinner-party to be reached a
couple of miles away. The little open carriage is at the door,
and into this I step, swathing my gown carefully up in a huge
shawl. This precaution is especially necessary, for during the
afternoon there has been a terrific thunderstorm and a sudden
sharp deluge of rain. Besides a swamp or two to be ploughed
through as best we may, there are those two miles of deep red
muddy road full of ruts and big stones and pitfalls of all
sorts. The drive home in the dark will be nervous work, but now
in daylight let us enjoy whilst we may. Of course I
ought to have taken my cap in a box or bag, or something
of the sort; but that seemed too much trouble, especially as it
was so small it needed to be firmly pinned on in its place. It
consisted of a centre or crown of white crêpe, a little
frill of the same, and a close-fitting wreath of deep red
feathers all round. Very neat and tidy it looked as I took my
last glance at it whilst I hastily knotted a light black lace
veil over my head by way of protection during my drive. When I got to my destination
there was no looking-glass to be seen anywhere, no maid, no
anything or anybody to warn me. Into the dining-room I marched
in happy unconsciousness that the extreme dampness of the
evening had flattened the crown of my cap, and that it and its
frill were mere unconsidered limp rags, whilst the unpretending
circlet of feathers had started into undue prominence, and
struck straight out like a red nimbus all round my unconscious
head. How my fellow-guests managed to keep their countenances I
cannot tell. I am certain I never could have sat
opposite to any one with such an Ojibbeway Indian's head-dress
on without giggling. But no one gave me the least hint of my
misfortune, and it only burst upon me suddenly when I returned
to my own room and my own glass. Still, there was a ray of hope
left: it might have been the dampness of the drive home
which had worked me this woe. I rushed into F——'s
dressing-room and demanded quite fiercely whether my cap had
been like that all the time.
"Why, yes," F—— admitted; adding by way of
consolation, "In fact, it is a good deal subdued now: it was
very wild all dinner-time. I can't say I admired it, but I
supposed it was all right."
Did ever any one hear such shocking apathy? In answer to my
reproaches for not telling me, he only said, "Why, what could
you have done with it if you had known? Taken it off and
put it in your pocket, or what?"
I don't know, but anything would have been better than
sitting at table with a thing only fit for a May-Day sweep on
one's head. It makes me hot and angry with myself even to think
of it now.
F——'s clothes could also relate some curious
experiences which they have had to go through, not only at the
hands of his washerwoman, but at those of his temporary valet,
Jack (I beg his pardon, Umpashongwana) the Zulu, whose zeal
exceeds anything one can imagine. For instance, when he sets to
work to brush F——'s clothes of a morning he is by
no means content to brush the cloth clothes. Oh dear, no! He
brushes the socks, putting each carefully on his hand like a
glove and brushing vigorously away. As they are necessarily
very thin socks for this hot weather, they are apt to melt away
entirely under the process. I say nothing of his blacking the
boots inside as well as out, or of his laboriously scrubbing
holes in a serge coat with a scrubbing-brush, for these are
errors of judgment dictated by a kindly heart. But when Jack
puts a saucepan on the fire without any water and burns holes
in it, or tries whether plates and dishes can support their own
weight in the air without a table beneath them, then, I
confess, my patience runs short. But Jack is so imperturbable,
so perfectly and genuinely astonished at the untoward result of
his experiments, and so grieved that the inkosacasa (I
have not an idea how the word ought to be spelt) should be
vexed, that I am obliged to leave off shaking my head at him,
which is the only way I have of expressing my displeasure. He
keeps on saying, "Ja, oui, yaas," alternately, all the time,
and I have to go away to laugh.
FEBRUARY 16.
I was much amused the other day at receiving a letter of
introduction from a mutual friend in England, warmly
recommending a newly-arrived bride and bridegroom to my
acquaintance, and especially begging me to take pains to
introduce the new-comers into the "best society." To appreciate
the joke thoroughly you must understand that there is no
society here at all—absolutely none. We are not proud, we
Maritzburgians, nor are we inhospitable, nor exclusive, nor
unsociable. Not a bit. We are as anxious as any community can
be to have society or sociable gatherings, or whatever you like
to call the way people manage to meet together; but
circumstances are altogether too strong for us, and we all in
turn are forced to abandon the attempt in despair. First of
all, the weather is against us. It is maddeningly uncertain,
and the best-arranged entertainment cannot be considered a
success if the guests have to struggle through rain and tempest
and streets ankle-deep in
water and pitchy darkness to assist at it. People are hardly
likely to make themselves pleasant at a party when their return
home through storm and darkness is on their minds all the time:
at least, I know I cannot do so. But the weather is only
one of the lets and hinderances to society in Natal. We are all
exceedingly poor, and necessary food is very dear: luxuries are
enormously expensive, but they are generally not to be had at
all, so one is not tempted by them. Servants, particularly
cooks, are few and far between, and I doubt if even any one
calling himself a cook could send up what would be considered a
fairly good dish elsewhere. Kafirs can be taught to do one or
two things pretty well, but even then they could not be trusted
to do them for a party. In fact, if I stated that there were no
good servants—in the ordinary acceptation of the
word—here at all, I should not be guilty of exaggeration.
If there are, all I can say is, I have neither heard of nor
seen them. On the contrary, I have been overwhelmed by
lamentations on that score in which I can heartily join.
Besides the want of means of conveyance (for there are no cabs,
and very few remises) and good food and attendance, any
one wanting to entertain would almost need to build a house, so
impossible is it to collect more than half a dozen people
inside an ordinary-sized house here. For my part, my verandah
is the comfort of my life. When more than four or five people
at a time chance to come to afternoon tea, we overflow into the
verandah. It runs round three sides of the four rooms called a
house, and is at once my day-nursery, my lumber-room, my
summer-parlor, my place of exercise—everything, in fact.
And it is an incessant occupation to train the creepers and
wage war against the legions of brilliantly-colored
grasshoppers which infest and devour the honeysuckles and
roses. Never was there such a place for insects! They eat up
everything in the kitchen-garden, devour every leaf off my
peach and orange trees, scarring and spoiling the fruit as
well. It is no comfort whatever that they are wonderfully
beautiful creatures, striped and ringed with a thousand colors
in a thousand various ways: one has only to see the riddled
appearance of every leaf and flower to harden one's heart. Just
now they have cleared off every blossom out of the garden
except my zinnias, which grow magnificently and make the
devastated flower-bed still gay with every hue and tint a
zinnia can put on—salmon-color, rose, scarlet, pink,
maroon, and fifty shades besides. On the veldt too the flowers
have passed by, but their place is taken by the grasses, which
are all in seed. People say the grass is rank and poor, and of
not much account as food for stock, but it has an astonishing
variety of beautiful seeds. In one patch it is like miniature
pampas-grass, only a couple of inches long each seed-pod, but
white and fluffy. Again, there will be tall stems laden with
rich purple grains or delicate tufts of rose-colored seed. One
of the prettiest, however, is like wee green harebells hanging
all down a tall and slender stalk, and hiding within their cups
the seed. Unfortunately, the weeds and burs seed just as
freely, and there is one especial torment to the garden in the
shape of an innocent-looking little plant something like an
alpine strawberry in leaf and blossom, bearing a most
aggravating tuft of little black spines which lose no
opportunity of sticking to one's petticoats in myriads. They
are familiarly known as "blackjacks," and can hold their own as
pests with any weed of my acquaintance.
But the most beautiful tree I have seen in Natal was an
Acacia flamboyante. I saw it at D'Urban, and I shall
never forget the contrast of its vivid green, bright as the
spring foliage of a young oak, and the crown of rich crimson
flowers on its topmost branches, tossing their brilliant
blossoms against a background of gleaming sea and sky. It was
really splendid, like a bit of Italian coloring among the
sombre tangle of tropical verdure. It is too cold up here for
this glorious tree, which properly belongs to a far more
tropical temperature than even D'Urban can mount up to.
I am looking forward to next month and the following ones to make some little
excursions into the country, or to go "trekking," as the local
expression is. I hear on all sides how much that is interesting
lies a little way beyond the reach of a ride, but it is
difficult for the mistress—who is at the same time the
general servant—of an establishment out here to get away
from home for even a few days, especially when there is a
couple of small children to be left behind. No one travels now
who can possibly help it, for the sudden violent rains which
come down nearly every afternoon swell the rivers and make even
the spruits impassable; so a traveler may be detained for days
within a few miles of his destination. Now, in winter the roads
will be hard, and dust will be the only inconvenience. At
least, that is what I am promised. |